My google adsense ads on this page are shit. It's probably my own fault for writing stupid posts. I want to see ads for the following:

• adult diapers
  
• penis pumps
  
• breast augmentation
  
• stuffed animals
  
• cotton candy
  
• six flags
  
• hand lotion
  
• Arrested Development
  
• Twins Baseball
  
• Dentyne Ice Gum
  

Let's see if any of things pop up. That would be a hoot. Speaking of hoots this week at work I needed the definitions for both Hootenanny and Hoedown. If you are also interested, please follow the links below. Prepare for a fascinating jump to my favorite friend Wikipedia.

Hootenanny

Hoedown